Voyage of the Rock Aliens Movie Review

The extravagantly talentless Pia Zadora is Dee-Dee, a small-town girl who yearns to be a singer. Her town ("Speelburgh” – get it? Get it?) is visited by rock-musician aliens who give her her big break. This truly awful film wants to be a heartwarming musical fantasy, but ends up falling on its face. Jermaine Jackson does a tiresome dance-number with Pia, Pia can't act, the few decent actors (like Michael Berryman of The Hills Have Eyes) are wasted as stereotypical small-town “eccentrics,” Pia can't act, and … well, she can't sing either, frankly. Avoid. WOOF!

1987 97m/C Pia Zadora, Tom Nolan, Craig Sheffer, Rhema, Ruth Gordon, Michael Berryman, Jermaine Jackson; D: James Fargo; W: S. James Guidotti, Edward Gold, Charles Hairston; C: Gilbert Taylor; M: Jack White. VHS, Beta PSM