Metamorphosis Movie Review

Italian-made familiarity about a novice scientist using himself as the guinea pig for his anti-aging experiments (injecting in the eyeball, for your viewing pleasure). He suffers monster side-effects of a serum brewed from reptile DNA, though there's a cute twist ending if you can last that long. Loses half a bone for the agony inflicted on helpless video-store clerks by the original cassette box, which had an annoying electronic buzzer emitting a spooky “woo-woo” tremolo whenever customers pressed the button. Good luck finding a copy today – undamaged.

1990 (R) 90m/C Gene Le Brock, Catherine Baranov, Stephen Brown, Harry Cason, Jason Arnold; D: G.L. Eastman. VHS, Beta IMP, VMK