Journey to the Center of the Earth Movie Review

Below ‘C’ level bastardization of Jules Verne. A young nanny and two teenage boys explore a cave beneath an obvious matte painting of a volcano. They discover a campy underground civilization of leather punks, black-clad stormtroopers, and silly monsters, like detritus from a music video. There's no ending, just a random collection of clips; the film crew found their funding cut off, and director Rusty Lemorande completed this mess with inserts from the Kathy Ireland comedy Alien from L.A. Be warned. WOOF!

1988 (PG) 83m/C Nicola Cowper, Paul Carafotes, Ilan Mitchell-Smith; D: Rusty Lemorande; W: Rusty Lemorande, Kitty Chalmers. VHS, Beta, LV CAN